Only Black Homosexual Female Dwarfs who are Rehabilitated Drug Addicts in Wheelchairs Need Apply

A constituent wrote to ask if I could confirm a news item on the BBC suggesting that the House of Commons is being asked to introduce ‘positive’ discrimination in the workplace, to ensure that
minority groups obtain key jobs.

I replied: “In future, as an employer, you will be expected to give preference not to the best candidate for a job but to a black homosexual female dwarf who is a rehabilitated drug addict in a wheelchair

“No, I am not entirely kidding.

“Blame the lunatics who elected our current government.”


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